"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"
Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?
when you read a really stupid fucking line in a fanfic and you look up incredulously like you’re in the Office
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.
no. how did you know. how did you find out. an elite internet detective has discovered my secret
I’m not invisible.
I’m fat. I am not thin.
I’m not looking for people to say,
“Oh, you’re not fat!”
as though it is a bad thing
Because I am fat.
And you think it’s a bad thing,
otherwise you would not deny it
I’m not lazy.
I’m fat. I don’t…
Your rhyme scheme is poor and your sense of rhythm needs improvement, poetry probably isn’t for you.
Dude, I wrote this like a year and a half ago.
Surely you have better ways to spend your time.
saying that straight/gay/aro/ace people are “missing out” is like saying that vegetarians who don’t like meat are “missing out”
if you’re not remotely interested in something, you’re not going to mourn its absence, and frankly it’s none of your business anyway