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girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

September 2014
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"how can I make this about me" said the heterosexuals 

September 2014
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killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

September 2014
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- He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI.
- Yeah, he probably got restless, and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.

#house md   
September 2014
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zftw:

the holy trinity

September 2014
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soselfimportant:

missmeghanf:

soselfimportant:

hack the planet

This is not real. This is clearly a YouTube video.

wait a second…

September 2014
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danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

September 2014
21

Anonymous asked

Oh My God, Just Shut The Fuck Up

No, Ass Hole

September 2014
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don’t enjoy things like I used to. at all. don’t really enjoy anything. everything’s just kind of “stuff”

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american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

September 2014
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missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

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  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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Mary Oliver, “Wild Geese”

sharingpoetry:

You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
Tell me about your despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
Meanwhile the world goes on.
Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
are moving across the landscapes,
over the prairies and the deep trees,
the mountains and the rivers.
Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting—
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.