"ha ha, I’m so silly and different from everyone else!" says the gay character, moments before their thirty second cameo is over. "how much more gay representation could you possibly want?" demands the fandom


raptorific:

"Sir," the big boss says, "the application asked for a 1,000 word personal essay that summarizes what you would bring to our company. You scrawled ‘A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS’ in crayon and then, in the box, you crudely pasted this photograph of an elderly man watching something on a laptop."

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"Yes," you say, nodding your head with confidence. "It’s legendary science fiction author Ray Bradbury."

"And if I might ask," the big boss starts, "what exactly is he watching?"

"It’s a music video for a song entitled ‘Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury,’" you explain. "So, when do I start?"


evilpandaislana:

make me choose : house or wilson (asked by waitingfor-bluebox)

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I think it would be really cool if everyone in the world was genderfluid 


lanfleming:

So we had a project in astronomy to sell a constellation that had to include a rubric full of requirements. This is what my best friend submitted instead.. He got an A.


kizzybits:

I think this is the best version.

kizzybits:

I think this is the best version.



mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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tonystaarks:

#HOW DOES STEVE CARELL NOT HAVE AN EMMY JUST FOR THIS LINE


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ofelrond:

so if sebstan has a deal for 9 more movies (or 7 more? whatevs) as the winter soldier here are some titles i would like to see i will even offer my skills as director

  • Bucky Barnes and the Huge Pile of Puppies
  • Bucky Barnes and the Beach Trip
  • Bucky and Steve Go to the Park
  • Bucky Barnes Gets 12 Solid Hours of Sleep and Eats a Nice Breakfast in the Morning
  • Bucky and Steve Go Stargazing
  • Bucky Barnes Meets the Avengers and They All Love Him and Accept Him Into the Pack and Offer Him a Big New Happy Family
  • Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers’ Very Nice No Problems Very Happy Day pt. 1
  • Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers’ Very Nice No Problems Very Happy Day pt. 2

please and thank you marvel you will find my resume on your desks in the morning


deansangelicpurity replied to your post “I fainted in the gym today most embarrassing occurrence of my life”

OH GOD dear are you ok?!?! =[

I’m totally fine, I was just a little dehydrated 

I woke up on the floor like two seconds later and people were staring at me but not helping and I was like “oh dear god is this hell”


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I fainted in the gym today

most embarrassing occurrence of my life