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August 2014
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foxmouth:

Landscapes, 2014 | by Anthony Samaniego
August 2014
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lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

August 2014
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when you read a really stupid fucking line in a fanfic and you look up incredulously like you’re in the Office

August 2014
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  • Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
August 2014
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skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

August 2014
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July 2014
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ARTIST:
TRACK: Turn Down for Chocolate
ALBUM:
138,238 plays
July 2014
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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

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July 2014
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Anonymous asked

fatty

no. how did you know. how did you find out. an elite internet detective has discovered my secret

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July 2014
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http://leviatiel.tumblr.com/post/41536384475/im-fat-im-not-invisible-im-fat-i-am-not 

thedatestrope:

leviatiel:

I’m fat

I’m not invisible.

I’m fat. I am not thin.

I’m not looking for people to say,

“Oh, you’re not fat!”

as though it is a bad thing

Because I am fat.

And you think it’s a bad thing,

otherwise you would not deny it

I’m fat.

I’m not lazy.

I’m fat. I don’t…

Your rhyme scheme is poor and your sense of rhythm needs improvement, poetry probably isn’t for you.

Dude, I wrote this like a year and a half ago.

Surely you have better ways to spend your time.

July 2014
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skuboglesby:

this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun

July 2014
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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

July 2014
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wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

July 2014
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wsswatson:

saying that straight/gay/aro/ace people are “missing out” is like saying that vegetarians who don’t like meat are “missing out”

if you’re not remotely interested in something, you’re not going to mourn its absence, and frankly it’s none of your business anyway

July 2014
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wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD